A Fairy Tale Ending
Once upon a time, in a kingdom far away, there was a princess who had a bad hair day. Her cries were heard all over the land becasuse her golden locks were split at the end. The king had enough - he made a decree. Whoever can fix this can have our house by the sea. Then a simple man stepped forward. To the princess he ambled toward. He pulled out a gadget from his pockets so deep. And he ran it through her hair in one sweep. Magically, all her split ends were gone. And the kingdom erupted in song.
“What gadget did you use?” asked the Princess, “Can you give me a a tip?”
The man said, “I use the SplitEnder, its a magical gift. It comes with cordless clippers, a brush, a comb, and some sectioning clips.”
The king said the word, and sent the man to see - the house that sat right by the sea.
Last but not least, the king asked the common man “How much is the SplitEnder? A whole gold mine?”
The man answered, “Sir, only twenty four, ninety nine.”
